What is Engrish? You probably allready know. if you don’t, go here. Engrish is the strange, often hilarious english produced by the Japanese when they translate their language into ours. Since Japanese is so completely different from English in so many ways, sentence structure, meanings, the way words are modified, it’s really a very alien language (and English must seem equally alien to them), the results of amateur translation end up with a distinctive sort of style that’s known as Engrish. Well, I was recently let in on a secret: you can produce instant Engrish, without needing any help at all from an actual Japanese person! Do this: Go to Altavista.com’s Babelfish, and ghet whatever original English text you want to turn into Engrish, and translate it to Japanese. Then take that Japanese text and translate it back to English. Poof! Instant Engrish! To demonstrate, I will now paste one of my previous posts that has been Engrishified:
I couple day downloaded the Knoppix 3.2 editions, ago, then I the plopped to burn the CD of drive, and re-booted the iso to the CD. 3 minutes less than, I operated sufficiently afterwards, with the desk top of the very splendid KDE, was logged on in the Linux which is continued. After that the couple of amount, I while operating possessed my web browser of the Mozilla, as for the OpenOffice.org the writing document opening, doing the Vorbis file which is the Ogg, as for me passing by xmm, had with the drive where the computer is hard, the thing brainless perhaps anyone did that, entirely it was so complete. As for this the fair work which is the distro of the Linux (the tm). That the video card namely the healthy card namely the feed of everything - the net card namely me my pure relationship (the boots which do not have the necessity to form single thing it did simply, I attached the Mozilla idea contest, it was the online) to detect, you installed, did not install thing in the computer. Perfection possibility it gives this to the pwoerful and the emergency ‘ in you of the os of the stealth ‘, practical with any machine and (with the busy compression where the obscenely of the software which the boots, it could be agreeable to 2 gb of the software the person of the Knoppix in the single 700MB CD can be done the os which can prepare the network which has large selection almost can do with anything), when you you fair shock being done, the te system. There is no mark no matter what in the thing computer which the take your CD you lower, has you there.