It’s official: J-Lo sucks *and* blows.
And just because I find it highly amusing to read about Gigli, the new J-Lo/Ben Affleck disaster-cum-movie, being called a low point in cinema history even before it’s released in most theaters: Critics Call Affleck, J Lo. Movie ‘Gigli’ a Turkey.
From the article: “Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, ‘It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble’”











April 7th, 2005 at 1:10 am
J.lodos`nt suckc u do
April 7th, 2005 at 7:10 am
You know, I’d be willing to maybe take your opinion into consideration, if maybe you’d actually taken the effort to use a real language and form an actual sentence. I’m not asking for literary genius here, just that you use real words. The only actual word up there is ‘do’, and I’m fairly certain that you didn’t actually write it right on purpose, it just slipped out.
So, if you represent the average quality of a J. Lo fan, honestly, I think I’ve proven my point.
September 15th, 2005 at 6:56 am
HA HA!! Katsushiro, you hit the nail on the head in your response to that illiterate retard’s post. j. ho DOES suck ass, indeed: can’t sing, and couldn’t act her slutty ass out of a paper bag. The only reason she’s famous is because of her over-sized ass. Did I mention she can’t dance, either?