So, i’ve been working on this machine that Freddi from IndymediaPR left me before he left to Cuba to study filmmaking for a couple years. It’s an old PII 333Mhz, A fairly decent machine, but not exactly a speed demon. It came with WinXP, but I’ve a feeling it was pirated anyhoo, so I decided to clean it out and do the Right Thing ™: install Linux on it and make it fully Open Source and Free, all the better to fit in with the community ideals of the IndyMedia collective for which it will be used. So I started looking at different distros and seeing which one I might try.. I looked at most of the most popular distros like Mandrake and RedHat, some of the more user friendly ones like Lycoris, and was very tempted by Gentoo.. but finally, thanks to the advice and constant prodding of several online friends, I settled on Debian, the (arguably) best Linux distro of them all. Besides being complete, wholly dedicated to the F/L/OSS ideologies of the FSF, and all that, they mostly said that apt-get was worth the pain of installation.
When even its hardcore fans warn you that installation is gonna be a bitch, you should know what to expect. I downloaded CD1 of Woody, the current ‘Stable’ Debian distribution, and tried to do an install with it. It worked.. at least in part. But by the end of the installation, though I had a working Linux system, a lot of stuff was broken and was beyond my skill to repair. Then I remebered something: a little voice telling me one word… ‘Knoppix’.
I remembered that Knoppix is basically Debian, all gussied up and ready for the prom. I remembered that Knoppix has incredibly l33t hardware detection sk1llz, j0. And I remebered that you can install a Knoppix distro right onto a hard drive where it bascially becomes Debian, with a whole host of preconfigured applications and all your hardware properly detected and configured. So I cleaned out the botched Debian install, brought up my Knoppix 3.2 disk, and ran the HD install script. One flawless, hour-and-a-half long install later, I had a perfectly fucntioning, fully loded and user friendly Linux desktop staring back at me. Debian, only easy. Wonderful.
Now it was time to test the wonders of apt-get. One of the beautiful things about apt-get, besides being able to install any of several thousand excellent applications by simply typing in one command, is the ability to instantly bring your entire system up to date by simply issuing two commands: ‘apt-get update’, and ‘apt-get dist-upgrade’. I knew there were some minor details, though, before I could do that, since this wasn’t a *pure* Debian install.. but a short while later, having found a tutorial that explained how to switch the few minor glitches you might find, I ran the two magic commands. It’s currently downloading to its heart’s content, upgrading my entire system with just a few keystrokes.. not just the OS itself, but every application, every package, all brought up to date. Debian truly is a work of art, apt-get is a gift from the gods, and Knoppix puts it all within reach of a mere mortal. I humble myself before the mighty penguin.