Cue milk shooting out of nose in 3… 2…
This is seriously some of the funniest shit I’ve read in months. Here’s a few choice examples:
Wear the condom. No, for the love of Pete, not the mint-flavored one. Jesus, that thing burns.
Socks should match your pants, and your belt should match your shoes. After that, if anyone complains, tell ?em they should be happy you?re wearing any clothes at all.
Try not to get too depressed. There?s always something to look forward to. Keep alert, and sooner or later you?ll see someone slip and hurt themselves.
(And as an extra added bonus, when I looked at the comments, they had an ad in there for this: Mancatcher Voodoo Kit)
