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I normally ignore these stupid forwards, but for some bizarre reason I felt compelled to answer this one when the Hussy sent it my way. I managed to amuse myself with my own answers, and, so, I share them here with you. WARNING: Blathering ahead.

Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay here’s what you’re supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy (not Forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times. That means you have lots of friends…

1. What is your full name? Daniel Alejandro Rodriguez Larregoity Rivera

2. What color pants are you wearing? Gray/brown. They’re my work pants. Microfiber: it’s the shizzle.

3. What are you listening to right now? RPGMP3com Worlds Largest Dungeon Podcast - Listening to about an hour of british geeks playing through the ‘World’s Largest Dungeon’ supplement for AD&D: a new episode every week! … I’m such a total dork.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Some sort of chicken/spicy rice dish that my mother in law cooked up. Don’t tell her, but I didn’t care for it much.

5. Do you wish on stars? That would be irrational.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue, totally.

7. How is the weather right now? Fuckin’ hot.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Lord Absu, hell-demon of.. erm.. hell.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to u? I suppose I can tolerate her prescence, if I must. Damned hussy.

10. Favorite drink? Bawls. I like the taste of Bawls. Nothing quite like some Bawls on a hot, sweaty day.

11. Favorite sport? I abhor all manner of sports.

12. Hair color? Dark brown

13. Siblings? One, but she is dead to me.

14. Favorite month? None yet. I’m betting the month during which I finally get the power to decide who lives and who dies will be pretty high up there, though.

15. Favorite food? I’m big on sushi lately. Otherwise, ’shrooms, cheese, italian.. s’all good.

16. What was the last movie you saw? I can’t even remember, but I’ll tell you what the next movie I’mm see is: The Man With the Screaming Brain. Written by, Directed by, and starring the greatest man this world has ever known: Bruce Campbell. Airing Saturday, September 10th, on SciFi: http://www.scifi.com/screamingbrain/

17. Favorite day of the year? Right now, it’s looking like September 10th. Hell yeah. Bruce Campbell is GOD.

18. What do you do to vent anger? I transform into a raging beast, and rampage across the countryside. Only the blood of innocents slakes my unholy thirst for vengeance.

19. What was your favorite toy as a child? I had this robot that turned into a cap gun. Shit, man, that thing was all I played with for about 5 years.

20. Summer or winter? Winter. Heat goes down. There are pretty lights. I get presents. Somewhere, it’s snowing. I will go there someday.

21. Hugs or kisses? While I normally avoid physical contact with other people, considering them unclean, I will share both hugs and kisses with individuals who have properly cleansed themselves and who I find sufficiently pleasing.

22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate for life, yo! Represent!

23. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? I have no control over my friend’s actions.. yet.

24. Who is most likely to respond? Yo mamma.

25. Who is least likely to respond? Satan, lord of lies. Bitch never returns my email.

26. When was the last time you cried? The past few days had been a blur. There was blood on my hands. It wasn’t mine.

27. What is under your bed? I dunno. The girlfriend stores all sorts of shit in there. I find it best not to ask too many questions.

28. Who is the friend you’ve known the longest? Juan Antonio, bless his drunken rum-soaked little heart. Someday, he will spell every word in a whole sentence properly, and then the Apocalypse will come.

29. What did you do last night? See #24

30. What are you afraid of? I fear heights. I fear not achieving my ultimate goal of immortality.

31. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? Butter, salt, maybe some cheese.. now we’re talking. None of that sweet popcorn shit, though. That shit’s just *wrong*.

32. Favorite car? Flying.

33. Favorite flower? Flowers, as everyone knows, are for pussies. Except for tigerlilies. Tigerlilies will FUCK. YOU. UP.

34. Number of keys on your key ring? I stopped counting after the first dozen.

35. How many years at your current job? 4

36. Favorite day of the week? The day when I don’t have any responsibilities, at all.

37. What did you do on your last birthday? I’m pretty sure there was a cake of some sort. My friends were probablty around. I’m betting someone gave me socks. I hate that person. I hate them *so much*.

38. How many states have you lived in? 1, NY. And then there’s this god-forsaken island.

39. How many cities have you lived in? The better part of 10.

40. Single or married? Commited.

41.Favorite music? The Blues. It’s the music of life, the music of defiance. It’s music that says “This here world’s hit me with everything it’s got. I been used, abused, misused, and confused for so long I don’t even know where I am anymore. But I’m still standing, and I’m still singing, bitches.”