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O. M. G.

Holy CRAP.

Jesus H. Christ on a Yugoslavian Water Buffalo.

I just finished watching Final Fantasy: Advent Children. Yes, I know that it’s not out in the States yet. Shut up. I’m trying to tell you something: this movie will blow your fucking mind.

It’s like a love letter from Square/Enix straight to my heart. After watching this movie, I now know that Squeenix loves me, me, personally, and will forever keep me safe.

As Tycho from Penny Arcade puts it:

Fanboy Warning

This film contains scenes that may be totally fucking awesome. Your favorite characters may be rendered in extreme detail as they take part in mind-blowing battles set in familiar locales. Futuristic scabbard/motorcycles might be depicted in a way that makes them appear sweet.

Once this thing hits stateside, I’m buying it when it’s released on Nov. 29 even if I have to go hungry for a fucking week to afford it. Say what you will about torrents, fansubs, downloads… Squeenix has earned my fucking cash. Word.