So, over on Spiffy Japan, yet another member site of the ever-growing and nigh-unstoppable Techgnosisweb Blog Empire, has been spreading the word about Chuckmania. So now it’s my turn to share a little of the Chuck-love, with this video I found of the man himself, Chuck “Holy Fucking Shit It’s Chuck” Norris, reacting to the recent furor over his unbridled majesty:
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It’s nice he has a sense of humor about himself. What the clip doesn’t show, though, is the end of the interview, when instead of shaking Tony Danza’s hand, Chuck Norris instead delivered a powerful roundhouse kick, breaking Danza’s neck, thus reminding all viewers that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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DON’T FUCK WITH CHUCK!
LOL… and you know, I’m perfectly willing to believe that’s the way it was too.
Been playing a lot of World of Warcraft lately, and there’s a place in there called The Barrens. Each area in WoW has its own chat, and the chat in The Barrens is *always* all about Chuck Norris. It usualy goes something like this:
<Barrens Chat> OrcM4st3r: CHUCK NORRIS!
<Barrens Chat> Tr0llh34d: LOL! Chuck once kicked a man so hard, it broke the space time contiuum, creating a black hole with the power to devour galaxies. This is because Chuck held back. If he had kicked the man with his full strenght, it would have destroyed the universe.
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<Now leaving Barrens Chat>
<Now entering Orgrimmar Chat>
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<Orgrimmar Chat> Loktar: Greetings, fellow players. Would someone be so kind as to assist me in some quests I must complete for the good of the Horde?
<Orgrimmar Chat> ZubZub: Why, of course, good sir! I shall be there posthaste to help you bring glory to the Horde!
<Orgrimmar Chat> Loktar: Thank you kindly, my fine fellow!
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<Now leaving Orgrimmar Chat>
<Now entering Barrens Chat>
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<Barrens Chat> Orcm4st3r: YOUR MOM!
<Barrens Chat> B1gBull: LOL!!1 Chuck Norris did your mom!! ROFL!
<Barrens Chat> Sk3l3t0r: … and then he kicked her in the head.
<Barrens Chat> Orcm4st3r: I LOVE YOU CHUCK!!!!1
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As you can imagine, I infinitely prefer Barrens Chat to all other places in the game.
Chuck Norris is 66 years old. That’s frickin’ hard to believe…