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So.. K-Fed’s new album just dropped. Why do I care? I don’t. But the reviews on Amazon.com are so worth the read. Here’s my favorite:

I write this with little time left,I just hope my message can be heard. Being an industry insider,I was given an early advance copy of the album,a right fought for,sometimes physically,by many of my peers. Like many of the poor doomed fools below,at first I thought I had experienced a reawakening of my love for music after years of dishing out generic pablum,a replenishing of my joie d’vive. But I was wrong.
Soon after,I started having trouble sleeping,I’d awake with a start with an irrestible urge to get down,and I imagined I saw the CD emanating a slight luminescence from my coffee table. Soon I realized I wasn’t imagining. Woe to those who dwell and delight in the mad piping of the demon flutes that encircle the crazed god Azathoth! Would that I had not let the Mad Arab’s warnings on the dangers of Playing With Fire go unheeded! My family is gone,deserting me in my K-Fed crazed atrocities,and now too late I’ve realized my folly,and can hear the howling and snapping of Federline’s thousand jaws unnamed and unnameable,tearing the last remnants of my sanity,Ia!Shub-niggorath!Ia!
5 stars!