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3/15/2007

Chain of Pain

Filed under: — Katsushiro @ 9:41 am

Thank you, Sam Logan, for writing the defining song of our generation:

Chain of Pain

Links of hate!
Links of fate!
Links that bait
my irrate state!

My goldfish died!
I stubbed my toe!
My hat’s too tight!
I stubbed my… other toe!

CHAIN OF PAIN!
Life is a neverending
CHAIN OF PAIN!

My milk expired!
I lost my watch!
My french fries are too dry!
This coupon expired last Thursday!
My cellphone is getting very poor reception!
These toothpicks are kind of pointy!
Actually, I think I cut my gums.
Is it bleeding?
Look and tell me if it’s bleeding.
It’s bleeding, isn’t it.
Really? Huh!
I swear I can taste blood.

I CAN TASTE MY OWN BLOOD!

CHAIN OF PAIN!
CHAIN OF PAIN!
CHAIN OF PAIN!

Sam Logan


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