Thank you, Sam Logan, for writing the defining song of our generation:
Chain of Pain
Links of hate!
Links of fate!
Links that bait
my irrate state!My goldfish died!
I stubbed my toe!
My hat’s too tight!
I stubbed my… other toe!CHAIN OF PAIN!
Life is a neverending
CHAIN OF PAIN!My milk expired!
I lost my watch!
My french fries are too dry!
This coupon expired last Thursday!
My cellphone is getting very poor reception!
These toothpicks are kind of pointy!
Actually, I think I cut my gums.
Is it bleeding?
Look and tell me if it’s bleeding.
It’s bleeding, isn’t it.
Really? Huh!
I swear I can taste blood.I CAN TASTE MY OWN BLOOD!
CHAIN OF PAIN!
CHAIN OF PAIN!
CHAIN OF PAIN!Sam Logan
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