Snakes on my birthday!
Okay, I know this is way late and I owe folks a proper posting, but today is my birthday. I will be celebrating by watching Snakes on a Plane at Escorial tonight. Everyone’s invited. Dunno yet if I’m going at 7, 8, or 9. So, you know, contact me and let me know if you’re coming and that’ll help me decide.
Update: Huge thanks to everyone who made it out for the movie, even those who spent the whole time going ‘Oh my god, this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen’, loved it. This is the best movie about motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane starring Samuel L. Jackson that has ever been made, and I do not say such things lightly. 
Seriously, though, go see this movie. I have not laughed so hard in years. SoaP is destined to become a true cult classic. I will buy the DVD. I will buy the Extended DVD. I will go to SoaP revival parties, dressed as my favorite snake.
Oh, and I just want to take a chance to wish Natalie the best of luck, as she’s leaving early tomorrow to California in search of fame and fortune.. or at least a steady job. Good luck out there, sweetie, I wish you the very best, and hope that interview next Saturday goes swimmingly. And remember, in case of snakes on your plane: Do what Samuel L. Jackson says, and you will live.
